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Dont Try To Teach A Pig To Sing

by JUDGExJUDY

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When you are here, you give me respect, do I have stupid, written across my face? I am the boss.. APPLESAUCE when you come to my courtroom, full of sas and attitude, thinking that your some hot shit, ill find you guilty as fuck, convicted of assholism, face the wrath of judy-ism, convicted of assholism, face the wrath of judy-ism, convicted of assholism, face the wrath of judy-ism, convicted of assholism, face the wrath of judy-ism When you are here, you give me respect, do I have stupid written across my face? I am the boss dont fuckin forget it obey the rules of my courtroom judge judy is a nasty bitch judge judy is a nasty bitch judge judy is a nasty bitch judge judy is a nasty bitch
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Joy In Life 00:48
proving you guilty even though we know your innocent, just so i can make a quick cent, thats my joy in life. proving you guilty even though we know your innocent, just so i can make a quick cent, thats my joy in life. thats my joy in life. pay your taxes, leach your fuckin pets proving you guilty even though we know your innocent, just so i can make a quick cent, proving you guilty even though we know your innocent, just so i can make a quick cent, thats my joy in life.
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Dont piss on my feet and tell me its raining, Dont piss on my feet and tell me its raining, You are a piece of s***, you know what your suppose to do, work, get food for your children, PICK UP THE DOG CRAP OFF THE FLOOR, you had a job, you were working 16 hours, you were making plenty of money to have a clean place, your a capible young man, you can bend over, I see you have 2 hands attached to the end of your arms, youll let your kids crawl around in dog crap because what you were afraid to pick it up, with your BARE HANDS?! ARE YOU TELLING ME THATS THE REASON WHY?!? YOU DIDNT WANT TO GET DIRTY?! Not the father, not the father, not the father, I dont know him, not the father, not the father, not the father, I dont know him, Not the father, not the father, not the father, I dont know him, not the father, not the father, not the father, I dont know him, I know what you did when you went and saw ICP, got knocked up by some fat 500 pound juggalo, *bark* *bark* *bark* *bark* DNA test proves you wrong, proves you can't bullshit a bullshitter DNA test proves you wrong, proves you can't bullshit a bullshitter The lie detector indicates were not hardcore The lie detector indicates were not death metal The lie detector indicates were not power violence The lie detector indicates were super emo
4.
Ballin But at what cost?
5.
Heres the case, against Fred Derst, Shit Van Halen, Has a Gun YOU. ARE. RUN. ING. WITH. A. DEVIL! gimme my gear if you fuck with me, you better bring your nookie, because I gotta gat on the side of your stupid red hat, if you fuck with me, you better bring your nookie, because I gotta gat on the side of your stupid red hat, if you fuck with me, you better bring your nookie, because I gotta gat on the side of your stupid red hat, if you fuck with me, you better bring your nookie, because I gotta gat on the side of your stupid red hat, arg!
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Puddin' Pop 02:09
get fucked pervert, pedophiles get a puddin pop to the head get fucked pervert, pedophiles get a puddin pop to the head get fucked pervert, pedophiles get a puddin pop to the head get fucked pervert, pedophiles get a puddin pop to the head Bill Cosby deserves to get pegged by a chainsaw Bill Cosby deserves to get pegged by a chainsaw Bill Cosby deserves to get pegged by a chainsaw Bill Cosby deserves to get pegged by a chainsaw
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Not all heros wear capes, some smoke weed in a courtroom in Tennessee, if you drive by a traffic cop, blow a massive cloud in his face, watch him get a second hand high, as he tries to burn down your car with his eyes. REST IN WEED, SPENCER ALLEN BOSTON REST IN WEED. SPENCER ALLEN BOSTON REST IN WEED, SPENCER ALLEN BOSTON REST IN WEED, SPENCER ALLEN BOSTON REST IN WEED, SPENCER ALLEN BOSTON REST IN WEED. SPENCER ALLEN BOSTON REST IN WEED, SPENCER ALLEN BOSTON REST IN WEED, SPENCER ALLEN BOSTON
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JUDGExJUDY Debut e.p release, DONT TRY TO TEACH A PIG TO SING!
Through absolute choatic and distructive force throbing thruough your earholes and piercing the outer layers of your mind, like how Judge Judy does on her TV show, comes 8 fierce tracks of nut busting brutality!

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released December 9, 2022

mixed/mastered/rocorded by Erik "bonginator" Thorstenn (also thanks for the toilet gutteral vocals for "Dont piss on my feet")

Bass/Vocals - Diabolical Paul Zulla
Guitar/Vocals- Kyle the vile vokillist Duggan
Drums- Camden "dunston" Connor "checks in"
(cuz he goes ape on drums idfk leave me alone)
noise/sampling (on track 4) Sam "Piss Tornado" Borek

Artwork by Bread Nugent (@breadnugent on instagram)

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JUDGExJUDY Boston, Massachusetts

JUDGExJUDY is made of a buncha cavemen that smoke weed and recite judge judy and jerry springer quotes. after a ridiculous blunt, one of the caveman said "ugh" which stands for "bro lets form a power-violence based of our lord and savior judge judy" ever sense the world has never been the same ... more

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